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[Greetings, Johto! Here is some butt-dialing.]

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[And some more, a few minutes later.]

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[Someone should really tell this noob to stop sitting on his 'gear.]

[Because it keeps happening.]

ACTION FOR GOLDENROD CITY ROCKET BASE:
[There's a young man in a really short shirt wandering around. The city itself is a bit overwhelming, so he's taken to snooping obnoxiously around the base, because why shouldn't he be allowed everywhere? Bedrooms, labs, common rooms...]

[But why are there two of him? That's right, you might be running into his Zorua.]

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[... Yeah, forget the subject of sudden amnesia, Dist is about to have an aneurism.]

WHAT was that about my face?

[Rosamund the Budew has seen enough of Dist's past fits to know where this is going, so she's already prepared to throw a Stun Spore.]

[Luke arches a brow, and cocks his hip, brimming with arrogant confidence.]

You heard me. Now answer my question.

UM

:D
VERY HAPPY

;)
WINKING HAPPY

8D
LADIES SWIMSUIT ???

:d

;)

8d

it looks more like hungry faces

Yeah! Wait, for what?

for names duh

NO NO NO

UPPERCASE
D

LOWERCASE
d

[Luke's not the type to hold a grudge anyhow--he's got the attention span of a goldfish, so he's already forgotten the attitude and is instead focusing on what Kato just said--]

Fearsome? How?

[He glances at Zorua, still uncertain. You miiiight have to walk him through this process, Kato.]

how do i do those

CAPS
LOCK

PUSH IT PUSH IT PUSH IT

[Oh no, it doesn't work that way. You don't get to insult Dist and not expect repercussions. Luke, do you realize what you've done.]

How dare you insult my gorgeous face and move on like it was nothing! I'll have you know that I go to great lengths to keep my appearance up, and like the disgusting savage you are, you go and stomp all over my efforts. I'll have your head for that one day...

[Yeah, he's gonna keep going.]

I'm not.

Like I said before, 'this box will come handy'. Especially for emergencies.

OK

I THINK I FOUND IT THIS ISNT LIKE THE FONIC ALPHABET

:D

IS THAT IT

Oh! Right.

Yeah, hahahah. Obviously!

YES
YOU DID IT !!!

come on i could tell that makoto kikuchi was a name even if its super weird

:D

:D

:)

WHAT OTHER ONES ARE THERE

[[Oh my goodness, you're a bimbo. That's adorable.]]

Think of it like this, Luke. If your Pokemon was capable of mimicking you, who knows what other sort of people it could mimic? The CEO of a bank? A gym leader? The Champion of the Elite Four? A head of state?

Think of the possibilities, my boy.

[As far as he's concerned, he should be able to insult anybody and not suffer for it. It's Luke, the fuck did you expect, Dist.]

[As Dist begins to rant, Luke leans back more and more as the other man rages. Eventually he gets tired and rolls his eyes, speaking loudly:]

Okay, okay, I get it, now just answer my question already! You're so annoying.

[That is a 100% accurate description of Luke. He's like Snooki and The Situation had a gross lovechild, minus the fake tan.]

That's...huh.

[He looks at Zorua, this time his expression contemplative. He then motions to Kato. Zorua, figuring what his master wants, leaps from his shoulder--only to turn to smoke mid-leap, reappearing as a replica of Kato himself. Zorua-Kato makes a happy chittering noise.]

You're the annoying one!

[Still fuming, Dist takes a deep breath in an attempt to calm himself down. Still, he is this close to ordering a Stun Spore, man. That'll teach the brat to be so indifferent to his feelings!!]

But fine, to answer your question, we just have. In Auldrant, several times. Are you really as dense as I pinned you for, or has your enormous ego blocked your ability to think properly?

[Hi kettle...]

UM

RUNNING SEARCHBOT.EXE...
RUNNING SEARCHBOT.EXE...
RUNNING SEARCHBOT.EXE...

PARTIAL MATCH

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WHAT
IS IT

???

Look, I told you, I don't know who you are! Have you come to the manor before? Were you a guest of Father's? Do you know Master Van?

[He's rattling off questions, trying to pin this guy. His expression is still blank, though, and it's clear he's coming up with nothing.]

IT LOOKS REALLY ANGRY

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