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[Greetings, Johto! Here is some butt-dialing.]

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[And some more, a few minutes later.]

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[Someone should really tell this noob to stop sitting on his 'gear.]

[Because it keeps happening.]


ACTION FOR GOLDENROD CITY ROCKET BASE:
[There's a young man in a really short shirt wandering around. The city itself is a bit overwhelming, so he's taken to snooping obnoxiously around the base, because why shouldn't he be allowed everywhere? Bedrooms, labs, common rooms...]

[But why are there two of him? That's right, you might be running into his Zorua.]

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[bellyshirt]

[Luke's not the type to hold a grudge anyhow--he's got the attention span of a goldfish, so he's already forgotten the attitude and is instead focusing on what Kato just said--]

Fearsome? How?

[He glances at Zorua, still uncertain. You miiiight have to walk him through this process, Kato.]

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[artfuldestruction]

[[Oh my goodness, you're a bimbo. That's adorable.]]

Think of it like this, Luke. If your Pokemon was capable of mimicking you, who knows what other sort of people it could mimic? The CEO of a bank? A gym leader? The Champion of the Elite Four? A head of state?

Think of the possibilities, my boy.

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[bellyshirt]

[That is a 100% accurate description of Luke. He's like Snooki and The Situation had a gross lovechild, minus the fake tan.]

That's...huh.

[He looks at Zorua, this time his expression contemplative. He then motions to Kato. Zorua, figuring what his master wants, leaps from his shoulder--only to turn to smoke mid-leap, reappearing as a replica of Kato himself. Zorua-Kato makes a happy chittering noise.]

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[artfuldestruction]

[[Just resist the urge to fistpump and we should be able to get along there, Lukey. Hold the pickles.]]

Interesting, isn't it?

[[...and thank you very much for proving his theory, little black fox...thing. Let him just admire...himself, there.]]

Mhmmm, very good. Very close, too. I can see a few little details that need correcting, but only because it's my appearance; anyone else would be fooled. You should consider yourself very lucky, Luke; I think this has the potential to get you a lot of friends in this organization.

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[bellyshirt]

[Luke puffs out a little at that. HE'S USEFUL??? VALIDATION??? Kato is pressing all his happy buttons.]

Yeah! I guess it is pretty useful. He can't talk, though.

[Which is a fatal flaw when you're looking for an 'exact replica'.]

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[artfuldestruction]

That's fine; I wasn't really expecting him to be able to. If you focus enough on the cloaking, I don't think that will be a problem.

[[He will validate you all you like if you keep bringing him toys, Luke!]]

He could turn out to be integral in Team Rocket's plans.

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[bellyshirt]

...really?

[Well, now he feels ~important~, and that's never good.]

I've never been integral to anything before...

[The Zorua, Luke, not you--even though it's a bit of a package deal.]