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[bellyshirt]

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[Greetings, Johto! Here is some butt-dialing.]

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[And some more, a few minutes later.]

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[Someone should really tell this noob to stop sitting on his 'gear.]

[Because it keeps happening.]


ACTION FOR GOLDENROD CITY ROCKET BASE:
[There's a young man in a really short shirt wandering around. The city itself is a bit overwhelming, so he's taken to snooping obnoxiously around the base, because why shouldn't he be allowed everywhere? Bedrooms, labs, common rooms...]

[But why are there two of him? That's right, you might be running into his Zorua.]

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[Video]

[bellyshirt]

[Not even deigning that with a response because OF COURSE he figured that out jeez.]

There's no fonic artes or fontech where you're from?! [Unspoken: HOW DO YOU LIVE. Then, a bit aghast:] Do you live in caves...?

[Video]

[allbend]

[ In which Luke is slowly but surely signing his ass up for a beatdown... ]

And what is that supposed to mean?

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[licentious]

My apologies. I suppose I should be more lenient the new ones and their unmindfulness.

Although, in my defense, I'm not really on your case about anything. I was merely curious. Sometimes this land has a very open taste in who they summon here. [ Since you're quite obviously human ( except not really, this is Lust's default species for ...just about anything) you're included in the last sentence. ): Sorry, Luke, but she wants this playground to be off limits to anyone who's not one of daddy's seven children!! ]

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

You just told me you don't have fonons! What am I supposed to think?!

[Video]

[allbend]

Because I don't have my phone on!

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

It's not--it's not a thing you have! Well, kinda. It's a thing that just...is! You know, the six elements?

[Video]

[allbend]

Six? There're only four elements in my world.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Unfortunately for you, I am the only person capable of explaining this to you. [ She doubts he even knows how to answer the call if someone else pinged him. What is switching between people in mid-conversation? ] I am willing to wager that you have not the slightest idea how to even dismiss this message.

[ Yes Luke. Forever stuck with this arrogant boyish figure mocking you. ]

So until you find your manners, I am afraid you will be seeing a lot of me.

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[bellyshirt]

hey i have plenty of mind

[Translation: STOP USING BIG WORDS LADY!!!]

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

No, there are six: shadow, light, fire, water, wind, and earth.

[Plus the seventh one, but what the fuck does he know about some hypothetical seventh fonon. lololololol]

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[allbend]

I definitely know the last four- [ Sans airbending but we will not get into that. ] -but.... shadow and light? That's interesting.

[ Oh, you obviously know the ways of your world, Luke. Tell me more. ]

[Video]

[isthedeadcat]

You've been sending text messages for a while... Maybe you should consider putting your pokégear somewhere else.

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

[He knows all the ways. As long as those ways are inside the Fabre estate.]

What, you don't have a sun where you come from?

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[bellyshirt]

I don't wanna see you! Get lost, I'll just find someone else to help!

[Totally not responding to her taunt about the 'gear, because it's so true it hurts.]

[Video] I was sure I'd replied, sorry!

[bellyshirt]

Yeah, yeah, I get it by now. It's not my fault the stupid thing just goes off so easily.

[Video] No need to apologize, it happens to me all the time |D

[isthedeadcat]

There is an application around that helps block the gear so accidental posts don't happen so often.

Maybe you'd want to check on that, or invest on an exclusive pouch for it.

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[vengefulyears]

How would you feel if a stranger just waltzed into your bedroom, claiming they were just "looking"?

[Come on, anyone would be annoyed by that.]

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

Yeah? Whatever. I'll just...keep it in a different pocket, that's all.

[NEVER ADMIT DEFEAT. EVER.]

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[bellyshirt]

[Eyeroll. He motions inside.] But there isn't even a servant in here!

[Video]

[isthedeadcat]

[Lion has a little sister. A rude and stubborn one (even if quite lovable). Can totally handle this.]

I'd recommend to keep it away from your pokémon too. Some of them like turning their gears on.

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

[Luke pauses and actually thinks about that for a moment. The fish obviously won't be any trouble, but the other one...]

That's such a pain.

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[vengefulyears]

[He can't help but laugh at that one.]

We're technically the servants here. Why would they give us servants of our own?

[Although that would be pretty nice, ngl.]

[Video]

[isthedeadcat]

Pokémon are a bit like children, so please try to have some patience with them, and keep your gear on sight whenever they are out of their pokéballs.

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[bellyshirt]

[He grits his teeth at the reply, because he hasn't failed to notice--but he's no servant, and has no intention of doing any scullery duties if he can avoid it.]

I'm just saying that there's no one in here, so no one cares if I take a look, right?

[Flawless logic.]

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

I didn't sign up to babysit! They'd better not piss me off.