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[bellyshirt]

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[Greetings, Johto! Here is some butt-dialing.]

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[And some more, a few minutes later.]

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[Someone should really tell this noob to stop sitting on his 'gear.]

[Because it keeps happening.]


ACTION FOR GOLDENROD CITY ROCKET BASE:
[There's a young man in a really short shirt wandering around. The city itself is a bit overwhelming, so he's taken to snooping obnoxiously around the base, because why shouldn't he be allowed everywhere? Bedrooms, labs, common rooms...]

[But why are there two of him? That's right, you might be running into his Zorua.]

Comments

[bellyshirt]

[Well then, #humans it is.]

i dont know my dads the duke so pretty well i guess

[Totally not getting the mocking here.]

ok ill know next time

[licentious]

Ah. I suppose those high up wouldn't care about their finances. [ Translation: He was tossing out money like it was expired pork. ]

Fantastic. Everyone has to start from somewhere.

[bellyshirt]

no they wouldnt thats what treasuries are for duh


[ y e p ]

[licentious]

Tell me more about your kingdom and its nominal leaders. [ She can't wrap her brain around this. A duke that doesn't know economics?! How does the economy manage to stay in shape when he's the one with the final say on a subject he knows nothing about! ]

[bellyshirt]

you want to learn about kimlasca ok sure

it has a king and a really bossy princess

[licentious]

The best type of government there is. [ not really. ]

[bellyshirt]

yeah uncle is a pretty good king the people like him and natalia too

[Lust's sarcasm <---------------------------------------> Luke]

[licentious]

The people always take what they get.

[ and she loves it. so so very much. ]

[bellyshirt]

well they need a king dont they

[licentious]

There are other forms of government that aren't monarchies.

[bellyshirt]

never heard of any

[licentious]

Doesn't surprise me. Rarely will people in charge reveal other types of government.

sorry for lateness!

[bellyshirt]

there are other types

[TELL HIM ABOUT DEMOCRACY, LUST. OR EVEN BETTER, COMMUNISM.]

no problem! i'm on hiatus anyways

[licentious]

Why yes! There's Militarism, Democracy, Communism, Oligarchy, Aristocracy, there's quite a range!

[bellyshirt]

arent you going to explain what those are how am i supposed to just know

and isnt aristocracy just a fancy word for nobles