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[bellyshirt]

PUBLIC TEXT 1
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[Greetings, Johto! Here is some butt-dialing.]

PUBLIC TEXT 2
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[And some more, a few minutes later.]

PUBLIC TEXT 3
vbncm

[Someone should really tell this noob to stop sitting on his 'gear.]

[Because it keeps happening.]


ACTION FOR GOLDENROD CITY ROCKET BASE:
[There's a young man in a really short shirt wandering around. The city itself is a bit overwhelming, so he's taken to snooping obnoxiously around the base, because why shouldn't he be allowed everywhere? Bedrooms, labs, common rooms...]

[But why are there two of him? That's right, you might be running into his Zorua.]

Comments

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

How could I ask about something I don't know exists?

[Video]

[allbend]

Then how did you even manage to make those texts?!

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

--I sat on the stupid box, okay?!

[It just. Comes out.]

It was an accident!

[Video] 1/3

[allbend]

[Video]

[allbend]

[Video]

[allbend]

[ Do you see this icon? The Gear shakes a bit as she laughs. ]

Seriously?

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

So what, it's not a big deal or anything! Don't laugh at me!

[Video]

[allbend]

[ Snickers. ] And here I thought it was some idiot trying to mess with me. [ Korra, it's called a troll. ] Why were you even sitting on the Gear, anyway?

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

I put it in my back pocket because my stupid pokemon kept forcing me to take it.

[Video]

[allbend]

Then tell them to stop. You are their trainer, after all.

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

You think I didn't try that? He didn't listen. All it did was make him insist harder.

[How do I shot Rocket-brainwashed starters...]

[Video]

[allbend]

Hmm. You could set up a system where, if he does bad things, he gets no reward for it. Meanwhile, if you have any other Pokemon to set a good example, they get a reward. Sooner or later, they'll take the hint.

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

That's too much of a hassle, and besides, my only other pokemon is this useless fish, it can't set an example even for itself.

[Video]

[allbend]

--wait, you too? Is it large, red, and has this big, gaping mouth with a blank face?

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

Yeah! That one! [omg yay they can be whining buddies just don't tell him it actually becomes badass when it grows up ok i want him to suffer] Isn't it stupid?

[Video]

[allbend]

It's certainly weird. One of the weirdest ones of my team yet! It can't really do anything, either!

[ Yes, whining Magikarp buddies. ]

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

Exactly! How're we even supposed to train them when all they do is flop around?!

[Video]

[allbend]

There's that one training method people told me about sending the fish out first, then switching out with another Pokemon. They both get the experience that way... however that way works, anyway.

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

Yeah, but come on, that's making Zorua do all the work! How does the fish get anything out of it?

[Video]

[allbend]

Look, all these people said that it'll be "rewarding in the long run." I don't have any reason to not believe them.

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

I have not reason to believe them. Besides, what good is it to me if it's worth it 'in the long run'? Why can't it just do its job now?

[Ok, now he's just being contrary. Because he can.]

[Video]

[allbend]

[ ... ]

So does that mean you'll eventually use it or not?

[Video] this hurt to type, i hope you're happy

[bellyshirt]

Only if it shapes up! If not then I'll just stick it in the--the com--the compooper thing.

[Video] just as planned. /steeples fingers

[allbend]

[ SNRK. Wow, this guy can be a riot. ]

Pfft! You mean computer.

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

That's what I said! Same thing.