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[bellyshirt]

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[Greetings, Johto! Here is some butt-dialing.]

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[And some more, a few minutes later.]

PUBLIC TEXT 3
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[Someone should really tell this noob to stop sitting on his 'gear.]

[Because it keeps happening.]


ACTION FOR GOLDENROD CITY ROCKET BASE:
[There's a young man in a really short shirt wandering around. The city itself is a bit overwhelming, so he's taken to snooping obnoxiously around the base, because why shouldn't he be allowed everywhere? Bedrooms, labs, common rooms...]

[But why are there two of him? That's right, you might be running into his Zorua.]

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[ex_cashcow493]

Did I not just introduce myself to you?

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[bellyshirt]

Fine! Then start explaining!

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ ... ]

Not until you ask nicely.

[ Saber rarely ever picks on people, but the smug look on her face gives away her pleasure all too much. ]

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[bellyshirt]

[And he's huffing at the mere notion.]

You're the one who offered! So just do it!

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[ex_cashcow493]

Unfortunately for you, I am the only person capable of explaining this to you. [ She doubts he even knows how to answer the call if someone else pinged him. What is switching between people in mid-conversation? ] I am willing to wager that you have not the slightest idea how to even dismiss this message.

[ Yes Luke. Forever stuck with this arrogant boyish figure mocking you. ]

So until you find your manners, I am afraid you will be seeing a lot of me.

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[bellyshirt]

I don't wanna see you! Get lost, I'll just find someone else to help!

[Totally not responding to her taunt about the 'gear, because it's so true it hurts.]

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[ex_cashcow493]

Then you would have to find it in you to ask another to help you. Are you sure you are up to such a task?

[ Congratulations Luke for entertaining Saber enough to have her openly tease him. ]

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[bellyshirt]

Better than sitting here waiting for you.

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ If he's paying any attention to the video, Saber will be walking with the PokeGear now. In a moment, it's in the hands of a very energetic Smoochum. ]

Emer. [ Holding both of her hands to her ears. ] Use Fake Tears.

[ This is not an enjoyable noise. This is not an enjoyable noise at all. ]

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[bellyshirt]

[FHDJSKGHSJKDHFJSKD HIS EARS

HE NEEDS THOSE

WHERE'S THE VOLUME

HOW DOES HE TURN IT OFF]

A--aaagghh!!

[After a few moments of fumbling attempts at cutting the power or lowering the volume or something--Luke pitches the 'gear away. Saber will see it arc through the room, before striking the wall with a clatter. It doesn't cut out, but being farther from the sound makes it that much more bearable.]

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Saber's jovial laugh can be heard over the Smoochum before she stops with her crying. ]

Have you decided to ask for my aid now?

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[bellyshirt]

[When he reappears, he's fuming, and mildly panicked.]

No! You're crazy!

[Sorry Saber, you've tipped the scale from 'annoying' to 'mildly terrifying', so it looks like your plan may have backfired. Luke is frantically looking for a way to shut off the 'gear.]

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[ex_cashcow493]

Crazy? I do believe that is a new insult.

[ Ah well. It had been worth it. This was the first thing to make her laugh in some time. ]

Well, until next we speak. Do take care in the meantime.

[ She'll do him the favor of cutting the call. ]

not here;

[bellyshirt]

[I'M TRYIN' TO FIND THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS GIRL WITHOUT BEING DISRESPECTFUL--oh, who am I kidding.

DAMN YOU'S A CRAZY BITCH
A CRAZY BITCH
DAMN YOU'S A CRAZY BITCH
DAMN, GIRL

/beat drops]