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[Greetings, Johto! Here is some butt-dialing.]

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[And some more, a few minutes later.]

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[Someone should really tell this noob to stop sitting on his 'gear.]

[Because it keeps happening.]


ACTION FOR GOLDENROD CITY ROCKET BASE:
[There's a young man in a really short shirt wandering around. The city itself is a bit overwhelming, so he's taken to snooping obnoxiously around the base, because why shouldn't he be allowed everywhere? Bedrooms, labs, common rooms...]

[But why are there two of him? That's right, you might be running into his Zorua.]

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[Well he meant favorite God-General but okay. AND NO, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE PERSONAL SPACE.]

I help build all the machines he needs to make his goals a reality. I am practically irreplaceable.

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[bellyshirt]

Machines? I thought Master Van only used swords. What kind of machines?

[Is he...indirectly asking after your work??? IS THIS THE REAL LIFE]

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[ortion]

[OR IS THIS JUST FANTASY?

Now, how does Dist word his machines other than, "machines that create beings that technically aren't meant to exist AKA you?"]

Yes, that is his personal fighting style. However, my machines serve him outside of battle. They allow his army to stay in tip-top shape.

[The tons of replicas are totally an army, right...?]

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[bellyshirt]

[A pause.]

You make excercise machines?

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[... God damnit. Wording failure at its finest.]

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No, no! They're machines used to build weapons.

[That's...a little better, he guesses.]

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[bellyshirt]

Weapons? [His nose wrinkles up in distaste, but just as quickly as it came, it fades.] Don't Master Van's soldiers have their own weapons?

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And where do you think those weapons come from?

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[bellyshirt]

Oh. Oh.

[Luke's eyes widen a bit.] That's pretty cool. So what kind of weapons do you make? Er--do your machines make.