Luke fon Fabre (
bellyshirt) wrote2012-07-01 06:57 pm
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Entry tags:
- *c: ami,
- *c: atsuro,
- *c: bartz,
- *c: carmen [zack],
- *c: cecil,
- *c: dist,
- *c: gorthan,
- *c: iori,
- *c: korra,
- *c: maria,
- *c: rose,
- *c: ryoji,
- *c: takuto,
- *location: route 34,
- aggregate sentience of the dumb fonon,
- crouching abra hidden idiot,
- luke fon failure,
- there can only be one,
- trolled by pokemon,
- zack pls
2 ♫ video/action for route 34
[The feed opens to...an Abra. A sleeping Abra. Pretty normal Abra, actually. The camera follows the rise and fall of its little chest with an assiduity that almost seems alarming.]
I am gonna get this little sucker.
[That stage whisper would be Luke, who pointedly sets the camera down, presumably so that Johto can see how awesome his capture of his Abra will be. Somewhere close by, Zorua makes a long-suffering sound.
--and there Luke rushes forward, going in for the grab, only for the Abra to make its escape and leave him faceplanting against the ground.]
[A moment of silence, please. Zorua giggles.]
[Luke glowers at his pokemon, red-faced and expression flinty.]
This stupid thing's been running from me all morning! Why won't it stay in one place like a normal pokemon?! Zack, what do I do?!
[Someone might wanna mention that...there's more than one Abra.]
I am gonna get this little sucker.
[That stage whisper would be Luke, who pointedly sets the camera down, presumably so that Johto can see how awesome his capture of his Abra will be. Somewhere close by, Zorua makes a long-suffering sound.
--and there Luke rushes forward, going in for the grab, only for the Abra to make its escape and leave him faceplanting against the ground.]
[A moment of silence, please. Zorua giggles.]
[Luke glowers at his pokemon, red-faced and expression flinty.]
This stupid thing's been running from me all morning! Why won't it stay in one place like a normal pokemon?! Zack, what do I do?!
[Someone might wanna mention that...there's more than one Abra.]
[video] oh, oh ouch, i see how it is
Yeah, a bunch of people said I should try food, like honey and stuff.
[video] sorry for the honesty
Oh, honey sounds really good... [...hold on he just had a sudden thought--] Luke-kun, you said you caught a Pokémon to help you with catching it, right? You're not going to cover it in anything, are you?
[video] yeah well sorry about your face
Hey! That's not a bad idea!
[Ryoji what have you done.]
[video] how many ladies have you charmed in one month huh huh
I don't think that's good idea! I mean-- let's see-- what if your Pokémon starts to eat the honey itself, instead of letting the Abra do it?
[video] he could if there were any cute ladies to charm...is what he tells himself
[There is no way this can go wrong.]
[His poor Snubbull.]
[video] tsk tsk! maybe ryoji should host a 'how to get girls' class someday...
I think Pokémon, like people, respond better to being asked to do things instead of told, so why don't you try asking it not to first?
[video] hell yeah he should
Ask, tell--semantics. [A dismissive handwave.] Point is, it had better not eat any of that honey.
[video] maybe he should also do a 'how to be nice to people' class
Get extra just in case it does.
[video] luke would fail that one...
Fine, fine. Guess I'll buy two jars. And something else, too.
[video] ryoji'll tutor him!
You can eat the extra after you catch it.
[video] ;A; such a bro
[video] ;w;b rybroji is always lookin' out for you man
[video] ryoji = luke's guy replacement :|b
[Acupuncture with toothpick appetizers--I mean.]
Guess the coffee would work.
[video] moral compass and all :Db
[video] 8Db
Man, but I'd have to buy the dishes, too. I think I'll just get the ground-up powder kind.
[video]
[...he is so concerned for your Pokémon right now, man.]
You should probably wash your Pokémon off if the honey doesn't work the first time... I don't think they'd taste very appetizing together.
[video]
[ 8Db!!!! ]
[video]
Well, hopefully it won't come to that...
[video]
[A grin.]
With all your tips I'm definitely gonna catch it!
[video]
[video]
Hehe, thanks. Catch you later, Ryoji!
[And click. Sorry Ryoji, you get to spend the rest of the day fretting.]