Luke fon Fabre (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
bellyshirt) wrote2012-07-01 06:57 pm
bellyshirt) wrote2012-07-01 06:57 pm
Entry tags:
- *c: ami,
- *c: atsuro,
- *c: bartz,
- *c: carmen [zack],
- *c: cecil,
- *c: dist,
- *c: gorthan,
- *c: iori,
- *c: korra,
- *c: maria,
- *c: rose,
- *c: ryoji,
- *c: takuto,
- *location: route 34,
- aggregate sentience of the dumb fonon,
- crouching abra hidden idiot,
- luke fon failure,
- there can only be one,
- trolled by pokemon,
- zack pls
2 ♫ video/action for route 34
[The feed opens to...an Abra. A sleeping Abra. Pretty normal Abra, actually. The camera follows the rise and fall of its little chest with an assiduity that almost seems alarming.]
I am gonna get this little sucker.
[That stage whisper would be Luke, who pointedly sets the camera down, presumably so that Johto can see how awesome his capture of his Abra will be. Somewhere close by, Zorua makes a long-suffering sound.
--and there Luke rushes forward, going in for the grab, only for the Abra to make its escape and leave him faceplanting against the ground.]
[A moment of silence, please. Zorua giggles.]
[Luke glowers at his pokemon, red-faced and expression flinty.]
This stupid thing's been running from me all morning! Why won't it stay in one place like a normal pokemon?! Zack, what do I do?!
[Someone might wanna mention that...there's more than one Abra.]
I am gonna get this little sucker.
[That stage whisper would be Luke, who pointedly sets the camera down, presumably so that Johto can see how awesome his capture of his Abra will be. Somewhere close by, Zorua makes a long-suffering sound.
--and there Luke rushes forward, going in for the grab, only for the Abra to make its escape and leave him faceplanting against the ground.]
[A moment of silence, please. Zorua giggles.]
[Luke glowers at his pokemon, red-faced and expression flinty.]
This stupid thing's been running from me all morning! Why won't it stay in one place like a normal pokemon?! Zack, what do I do?!
[Someone might wanna mention that...there's more than one Abra.]
video; SOME TIME LATER...
text;
???
video;
text;
video;
text;
YOU HAVE TO BE SMART
TO CATCH AN ABRA
AND YOU CAUGHT ONE
SO YOU ARE SMART
NOT JUST STRONG AND COOL
POKEMON ARE LIKE YOU TOO
text;
What you even talking about?!
text;
THE GOLEM
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LIKE HOW SHE LOOKED
LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING
AND POKEMON CAN BE GOOD
NO MATTER HOW THEY LOOK
ABRA IS A GOOD POKEMON TOO LUKE
text;
[Luke makes a frustrated noise, too lost in his anger to notice Zack's point.]
I can't believe you tricked me like that! I thought you--hnrgh!
[HRRRNNNNGGGHHH RAGING LIKE A TODDLER]
text;
IF YOU LEARNED SOMETHING
AND YOU GOT TWO NEW POKEMON TOO
video; this is strangely cathartic
text; /patiently logics all over him
AND NOW YOU KNOW
HOW TO CATCH AN ABRA
AND HOW TO CATCH A SNUBBULL
AND THAT SOMETIMES
IF YOUR FIRST IDEA DOESN'T WORK
TRY TRY AGAIN
THAT IS A LOT OF THINGS
video;
[Luke makes a final, frustrated half-growl, his hand clenching around the gear.]
You know what? I'm done.
[Or at least he's done yelling at a device that won't even yell back. Click.]
text; | message not sent
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