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3 ♫ video/action for route 35

[Look, it's Luke, and he's grinning like a loon.]

Here, here, take it--

[He pushes the camera away from himself, presumably in the hands of a pokemon, either his Granbull or Zoroark. The feed pans out, and out, until it's apparent that Luke is sitting on the head of a Steelix. A very large Steelix. His legs hang long, the heels of his boots notched into the 'brows' of the great snake's metal head. He leans forward a bit.]

Look at this guy! He's so awesome!

[The Steelix rumbles, because she is a she and also this kid is obnoxious.]

I'm going on a road trip to Olivine, who's with me?! There's room for like, twelve on this thing!

[With a searingly bright smile, he cuts the feed. Looks like not even headaches can get him down.]

[He has no idea.]

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You're coming to Olivine? How lovely! I have a free inn you're more than welcome to stay in.

It's free?

[A pause.]

It doesn't have any cockroaches or anything, does it? It better be nice!

We clean it up every day, and there's always plenty of room.

Awesome. I want the biggest room!

They're all roughly the same size, though...

Well then, I want the biggest bed!

[Are you sure you want him in your house, Minnie?]

[She's trusted villains before, he's hardly something new.]

They're all the same size... Really now, everyone's treated equally in my home!

Ugh, fine. Whatever, as long as it's free. Food's included, right?

[Oh my god, Luke.]

Naturally! You don't have to pay a single coin for anything.

Great! Then I'll settle right in.

[I hope you like dirty sheets and bootprints everywhere, because what is courtesy...]

[A beat.]

Wait, where is it?

It's near the lighthouse. You'll know it's the right house, because there's always a big Charizard taking a nap on the porch.

I'll be near the--[oh woops we don't talk about that.]--there while I'm in town. Should be good enough.

Great! I'll have everything all set for you, dear!

[Congrats, you just got adopted.]

[Minnie, right before someone blows up an important public building is probably not the best time to adopt them.]

And I want cookies when I get there! With warm milk!

Awww, of course. Chocolate chip?

Yeah! How'd you guess?

[Because she's dealt with childish men on a daily basis back home.]

Just a hunch.

Make sure the milk is warm, okay?

The perfect temperature for a good guest!

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