5 ♫ audio/video + action

[bellyshirt]

Come on, Fish! If you don't get a move on, we're gonna look like fools in that tournament!

[The sound of...something moving, abruptly. A smack. Being kicked? Followed by the splash of water.]

Zrrr...

I know what I'm doing, Shadow. Shut up.

[The next minute is mostly the sound of water rebounding, Magikarp flailing, and Shadow's tiny growls of concentration. Eventually, the noise dims in favor of--]

Yes! I knew we were close! See, what'd I tell you--

[Video feed clicks on to giant Gyarados! Luke is all smug.

Until giant Gyarados starts snarling.]


T I N Y  G I R L  S C R E A M]

Hnnnnaaeeeeee!

[Feed cuts.]

[For anyone around the small pond on Route 35, Luke is being harassed by his Gyarados. He'll be responding once he's got her back in the ball.]

Comments

[video]

[paladinlost]

Really, now? I can think of a thousand ways that could be useful for a young man your age, though I should probably not admit that.

[He sounds a little lost in thought at that. Ah, the possibilities of a body double...]

[video]

[bellyshirt]

Well, I know it's useful, it'd just be more useful if he could talk.

[Like the time Luke used him to...sneak into a pokemon center...to get a pretty girl to play maid for him...what is his life.]

[video]

[paladinlost]

...I know there's at least one bird Pokémon that can talk. If you could somehow hide one near him...

[This is a very hypothetical, trouble-free chain of thought, of course.]