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[bellyshirt]

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[Greetings, Johto! Here is some butt-dialing.]

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[And some more, a few minutes later.]

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[Someone should really tell this noob to stop sitting on his 'gear.]

[Because it keeps happening.]


ACTION FOR GOLDENROD CITY ROCKET BASE:
[There's a young man in a really short shirt wandering around. The city itself is a bit overwhelming, so he's taken to snooping obnoxiously around the base, because why shouldn't he be allowed everywhere? Bedrooms, labs, common rooms...]

[But why are there two of him? That's right, you might be running into his Zorua.]

Comments

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[licentious]

[ Did he really misspell the word know? Ugh. #humans. ]

Having trouble with spelling now, aren't we? Tell me, would you mind talking about the education system in your world later on. I'm in the mood for a good horror story.

As for the locations of the pokemart and the pokecenter, they can be found by using your map. You know where that is, right? Have you used it before? [ IF THERE'S A PLACE YOU GOTTA GO I'M THE ONE YOU NEED TO KNOW.... ]

[bellyshirt]

[More like ugh, #luke. I get the feeling Lust may use this hashtag frequently.]

i had private tutors at the manor

and i know how to use the map

[But now he has to keep up this facade, sob.]

its the second button on the touch thing right

[licentious]

[ Lust doesn't really find humans distinguishable. She thinks Luke is an average human. She doesn't get out often. ]

How well paid were those private tutors? [ They obviously weren't doing a good job. They were just literally tossing money away. ]

Correct. Pressing it will show you where to find the free facilities necessary to every trainer.

[bellyshirt]

[Well then, #humans it is.]

i dont know my dads the duke so pretty well i guess

[Totally not getting the mocking here.]

ok ill know next time

[licentious]

Ah. I suppose those high up wouldn't care about their finances. [ Translation: He was tossing out money like it was expired pork. ]

Fantastic. Everyone has to start from somewhere.

[bellyshirt]

no they wouldnt thats what treasuries are for duh


[ y e p ]

[licentious]

Tell me more about your kingdom and its nominal leaders. [ She can't wrap her brain around this. A duke that doesn't know economics?! How does the economy manage to stay in shape when he's the one with the final say on a subject he knows nothing about! ]

[bellyshirt]

you want to learn about kimlasca ok sure

it has a king and a really bossy princess

[licentious]

The best type of government there is. [ not really. ]

[bellyshirt]

yeah uncle is a pretty good king the people like him and natalia too

[Lust's sarcasm <---------------------------------------> Luke]

[licentious]

The people always take what they get.

[ and she loves it. so so very much. ]

[bellyshirt]

well they need a king dont they

[licentious]

There are other forms of government that aren't monarchies.

[bellyshirt]

never heard of any

[licentious]

Doesn't surprise me. Rarely will people in charge reveal other types of government.

sorry for lateness!

[bellyshirt]

there are other types

[TELL HIM ABOUT DEMOCRACY, LUST. OR EVEN BETTER, COMMUNISM.]

no problem! i'm on hiatus anyways

[licentious]

Why yes! There's Militarism, Democracy, Communism, Oligarchy, Aristocracy, there's quite a range!

[bellyshirt]

arent you going to explain what those are how am i supposed to just know

and isnt aristocracy just a fancy word for nobles