Luke fon Fabre (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
bellyshirt) wrote2012-06-20 12:03 pm
bellyshirt) wrote2012-06-20 12:03 pm
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PUBLIC TEXT 1
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[Greetings, Johto! Here is some butt-dialing.]
PUBLIC TEXT 2
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[And some more, a few minutes later.]
PUBLIC TEXT 3
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[Someone should really tell this noob to stop sitting on his 'gear.]
[Because it keeps happening.]
ACTION FOR GOLDENROD CITY ROCKET BASE:
[There's a young man in a really short shirt wandering around. The city itself is a bit overwhelming, so he's taken to snooping obnoxiously around the base, because why shouldn't he be allowed everywhere? Bedrooms, labs, common rooms...]
[But why are there two of him? That's right, you might be running into his Zorua.]
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[Greetings, Johto! Here is some butt-dialing.]
PUBLIC TEXT 2
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[And some more, a few minutes later.]
PUBLIC TEXT 3
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[Someone should really tell this noob to stop sitting on his 'gear.]
[Because it keeps happening.]
ACTION FOR GOLDENROD CITY ROCKET BASE:
[There's a young man in a really short shirt wandering around. The city itself is a bit overwhelming, so he's taken to snooping obnoxiously around the base, because why shouldn't he be allowed everywhere? Bedrooms, labs, common rooms...]
[But why are there two of him? That's right, you might be running into his Zorua.]
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Hello? Do you require something?
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Who are you people?! Leave me alone!
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I am Saber. [ Easy enough to answer. ] I shall leave you be when you stop sending so many messages to my PokeGear. Some of us have important work to do and cannot be bothered by the pings that come with this silly device only to see it was a string of text.
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[It's never his fault, Saber. Ever.]
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Have you bothered to ask anyone for aid?
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I don't know anyone!
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Not until you ask nicely.
[ Saber rarely ever picks on people, but the smug look on her face gives away her pleasure all too much. ]
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You're the one who offered! So just do it!
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[ Yes Luke. Forever stuck with this arrogant boyish figure mocking you. ]
So until you find your manners, I am afraid you will be seeing a lot of me.
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[Totally not responding to her taunt about the 'gear, because it's so true it hurts.]
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[ Congratulations Luke for entertaining Saber enough to have her openly tease him. ]
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Emer. [ Holding both of her hands to her ears. ] Use Fake Tears.
[ This is not an enjoyable noise. This is not an enjoyable noise at all. ]
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HE NEEDS THOSE
WHERE'S THE VOLUME
HOW DOES HE TURN IT OFF]
A--aaagghh!!
[After a few moments of fumbling attempts at cutting the power or lowering the volume or something--Luke pitches the 'gear away. Saber will see it arc through the room, before striking the wall with a clatter. It doesn't cut out, but being farther from the sound makes it that much more bearable.]
video;
Have you decided to ask for my aid now?
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No! You're crazy!
[Sorry Saber, you've tipped the scale from 'annoying' to 'mildly terrifying', so it looks like your plan may have backfired. Luke is frantically looking for a way to shut off the 'gear.]
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[ Ah well. It had been worth it. This was the first thing to make her laugh in some time. ]
Well, until next we speak. Do take care in the meantime.
[ She'll do him the favor of cutting the call. ]
not here;
DAMN YOU'S A CRAZY BITCH
A CRAZY BITCH
DAMN YOU'S A CRAZY BITCH
DAMN, GIRL
/beat drops]