bellyshirt: (♩ Don't tell her I told you that.)
Luke fon Fabre ([personal profile] bellyshirt) wrote2012-06-20 12:03 pm

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PUBLIC TEXT 1
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[Greetings, Johto! Here is some butt-dialing.]

PUBLIC TEXT 2
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[And some more, a few minutes later.]

PUBLIC TEXT 3
vbncm

[Someone should really tell this noob to stop sitting on his 'gear.]

[Because it keeps happening.]



ACTION FOR GOLDENROD CITY ROCKET BASE:
[There's a young man in a really short shirt wandering around. The city itself is a bit overwhelming, so he's taken to snooping obnoxiously around the base, because why shouldn't he be allowed everywhere? Bedrooms, labs, common rooms...]

[But why are there two of him? That's right, you might be running into his Zorua.]

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-06-20 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ This seems pretty familiar to her. All too familiar really. ]

Hello? Do you require something?

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-06-20 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Boo. ]

I am Saber. [ Easy enough to answer. ] I shall leave you be when you stop sending so many messages to my PokeGear. Some of us have important work to do and cannot be bothered by the pings that come with this silly device only to see it was a string of text.

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-06-20 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
It is your responsibility now to learn how to use it proper however.

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-06-20 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ What a petulant manchild. ]

Have you bothered to ask anyone for aid?

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-06-20 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
Did I not just introduce myself to you?

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-06-20 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

Not until you ask nicely.

[ Saber rarely ever picks on people, but the smug look on her face gives away her pleasure all too much. ]

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-06-20 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately for you, I am the only person capable of explaining this to you. [ She doubts he even knows how to answer the call if someone else pinged him. What is switching between people in mid-conversation? ] I am willing to wager that you have not the slightest idea how to even dismiss this message.

[ Yes Luke. Forever stuck with this arrogant boyish figure mocking you. ]

So until you find your manners, I am afraid you will be seeing a lot of me.

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-06-22 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Then you would have to find it in you to ask another to help you. Are you sure you are up to such a task?

[ Congratulations Luke for entertaining Saber enough to have her openly tease him. ]

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-06-22 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ If he's paying any attention to the video, Saber will be walking with the PokeGear now. In a moment, it's in the hands of a very energetic Smoochum. ]

Emer. [ Holding both of her hands to her ears. ] Use Fake Tears.

[ This is not an enjoyable noise. This is not an enjoyable noise at all. ]

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-06-23 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Saber's jovial laugh can be heard over the Smoochum before she stops with her crying. ]

Have you decided to ask for my aid now?

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-06-24 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Crazy? I do believe that is a new insult.

[ Ah well. It had been worth it. This was the first thing to make her laugh in some time. ]

Well, until next we speak. Do take care in the meantime.

[ She'll do him the favor of cutting the call. ]