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[bellyshirt]

PUBLIC TEXT 1
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[Greetings, Johto! Here is some butt-dialing.]

PUBLIC TEXT 2
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[And some more, a few minutes later.]

PUBLIC TEXT 3
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[Someone should really tell this noob to stop sitting on his 'gear.]

[Because it keeps happening.]


ACTION FOR GOLDENROD CITY ROCKET BASE:
[There's a young man in a really short shirt wandering around. The city itself is a bit overwhelming, so he's taken to snooping obnoxiously around the base, because why shouldn't he be allowed everywhere? Bedrooms, labs, common rooms...]

[But why are there two of him? That's right, you might be running into his Zorua.]

Comments

[Video]

[allbend]

You're the one that started calling me a "creepy, disembodied head!"

[ Annnnnnd now we're back to this. ]

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

Well you were! How was I supposed to react?!

[Video]

[allbend]

Uh... a lot calmer? Though, from what it sounds like, you're a newbie here.

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

Exactly! And I've never seen a head in a box before, so there!

[Video]

[allbend]

Hey, I never saw a video like this before when I first arrived, but I didn't just fly off the handle like that.

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

How did you handle it then, Miss Perfect?

[Video]

[allbend]

[ That actually gets her to grin. Well, more like smirk, but. ]

Calmly asked another person what it was? Besides, there were a lot of helpful people who answered my video when I first started.

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

Yeah, well there's not a lot of helpful people answering my...these...what are they called 'texts'.

[LUKE LEARNED A NEW WORD!!!!!]

[Video]

[allbend]

Because they don't make sense? Seriously, look back on them, pal.

[ KORRA WOULD BE SO PROUD OF YOU. MAYBE. ]

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

Nobody even explained how to do them properly!

[So whiny. So entitled.]

[Video]

[allbend]

Well, you weren't even asking!

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

How could I ask about something I don't know exists?

[Video]

[allbend]

Then how did you even manage to make those texts?!

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

--I sat on the stupid box, okay?!

[It just. Comes out.]

It was an accident!

[Video] 1/3

[allbend]

[Video]

[allbend]

[Video]

[allbend]

[ Do you see this icon? The Gear shakes a bit as she laughs. ]

Seriously?

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

So what, it's not a big deal or anything! Don't laugh at me!

[Video]

[allbend]

[ Snickers. ] And here I thought it was some idiot trying to mess with me. [ Korra, it's called a troll. ] Why were you even sitting on the Gear, anyway?

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

I put it in my back pocket because my stupid pokemon kept forcing me to take it.

[Video]

[allbend]

Then tell them to stop. You are their trainer, after all.

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

You think I didn't try that? He didn't listen. All it did was make him insist harder.

[How do I shot Rocket-brainwashed starters...]

[Video]

[allbend]

Hmm. You could set up a system where, if he does bad things, he gets no reward for it. Meanwhile, if you have any other Pokemon to set a good example, they get a reward. Sooner or later, they'll take the hint.

[Video]

[bellyshirt]

That's too much of a hassle, and besides, my only other pokemon is this useless fish, it can't set an example even for itself.

[Video]

[allbend]

--wait, you too? Is it large, red, and has this big, gaping mouth with a blank face?