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[Greetings, Johto! Here is some butt-dialing.]

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[And some more, a few minutes later.]

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[Someone should really tell this noob to stop sitting on his 'gear.]

[Because it keeps happening.]

ACTION FOR GOLDENROD CITY ROCKET BASE:
[There's a young man in a really short shirt wandering around. The city itself is a bit overwhelming, so he's taken to snooping obnoxiously around the base, because why shouldn't he be allowed everywhere? Bedrooms, labs, common rooms...]

[But why are there two of him? That's right, you might be running into his Zorua.]

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[[Goddammit is someone trying to troll him

he is sure he didn't order a stripper]]

If you insist on staying, do cover up; I would simply hate for your rippling abs to get covered in a corrosive chemical.

[[can you feel his concern, Luke

it's touching, he knows]]

Although if you're small-minded enough to find the labs boring, perhaps you should hurry along and go find some rocks to bash together.

[To be fair, Kato could probably stand to...relax. I mean.]

[At the 'compliment', Luke grins.]

You're right. I did work hard for these.

[Shame? Shame is for losers. Also Kato's 'concern' is flying way over his head. As for the second, definitely less complimentary bit...well. That takes a minute, before his face falls into a frown.]

Not everybody has to like this fontech stuff, you know.

[Sidling up behind him is...a copy of himself. He looks over his shoulder at it, before apparently getting a bright idea. He pushes Zorua in ahead of him.]

I know! You can be my shield!

[Zorua-Luke makes a skeptical noise that doesn't sound even remotely human. GEE THANKS BOSS.]

Edited (what am writing durr) 2012-06-21 06:33 (UTC)

[[Don't worry Luke; Kato is just a bitch. At the appearence of that double, however....alright, now he's interested.]]

I'm probably going to regret this, but how are you doing that?

Wouldn't you like to know.

[All the mystery and panache that sentence could have contained, however, is broken when he claps a hand down on his double's shoulder, and poof--suddenly two black Zorua ears appear. Luke groans.]

Isn't this supposed to be what you're good at? Come on...

[Zorua looks miffed, before it decides to give up and shift back to its original form; in a blur of dark smoke, it's back to itself again, and hops up on Luke's shoulder to chitter exitedly in his ear.]

[[Well. Isn't that a useful ability?]]

That's certainly an interesting party trick. New, are you?

[[It's an assumption, but this kid seems somewhat unfamiliar with his Pokemon. Now if he could just be convinced to put on a shirt that actually fits.]]

Not much of a trick if he can't hold it...

[Zorua nips at Luke's hair unhappily, but being that Luke's hair is enormous, he ignores it in favour of answering Kato.]

And yeah, I'm Luke.

[Noooo, rippling abdominals forever.]

[[....well at least they're good-looking abs, he will give you that.]]

Luke, is it? Dr Kato.

[[He's not going to apologize for his attitude earlier, but at least you're far less likely to earn sarcasm now that he thinks you have something useful, there.]]

Your Pokemon is probably young, inexperienced; presuming you're willing to train him, I don't see why that ability can't become something very fearsome.

[Luke's not the type to hold a grudge anyhow--he's got the attention span of a goldfish, so he's already forgotten the attitude and is instead focusing on what Kato just said--]

Fearsome? How?

[He glances at Zorua, still uncertain. You miiiight have to walk him through this process, Kato.]

[[Oh my goodness, you're a bimbo. That's adorable.]]

Think of it like this, Luke. If your Pokemon was capable of mimicking you, who knows what other sort of people it could mimic? The CEO of a bank? A gym leader? The Champion of the Elite Four? A head of state?

Think of the possibilities, my boy.

[That is a 100% accurate description of Luke. He's like Snooki and The Situation had a gross lovechild, minus the fake tan.]

That's...huh.

[He looks at Zorua, this time his expression contemplative. He then motions to Kato. Zorua, figuring what his master wants, leaps from his shoulder--only to turn to smoke mid-leap, reappearing as a replica of Kato himself. Zorua-Kato makes a happy chittering noise.]

[[Just resist the urge to fistpump and we should be able to get along there, Lukey. Hold the pickles.]]

Interesting, isn't it?

[[...and thank you very much for proving his theory, little black fox...thing. Let him just admire...himself, there.]]

Mhmmm, very good. Very close, too. I can see a few little details that need correcting, but only because it's my appearance; anyone else would be fooled. You should consider yourself very lucky, Luke; I think this has the potential to get you a lot of friends in this organization.

[Luke puffs out a little at that. HE'S USEFUL??? VALIDATION??? Kato is pressing all his happy buttons.]

Yeah! I guess it is pretty useful. He can't talk, though.

[Which is a fatal flaw when you're looking for an 'exact replica'.]

That's fine; I wasn't really expecting him to be able to. If you focus enough on the cloaking, I don't think that will be a problem.

[[He will validate you all you like if you keep bringing him toys, Luke!]]

He could turn out to be integral in Team Rocket's plans.

...really?

[Well, now he feels ~important~, and that's never good.]

I've never been integral to anything before...

[The Zorua, Luke, not you--even though it's a bit of a package deal.]

Edited 2012-06-23 09:00 (UTC)

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