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[Greetings, Johto! Here is some butt-dialing.]

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[And some more, a few minutes later.]

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[Someone should really tell this noob to stop sitting on his 'gear.]

[Because it keeps happening.]

ACTION FOR GOLDENROD CITY ROCKET BASE:
[There's a young man in a really short shirt wandering around. The city itself is a bit overwhelming, so he's taken to snooping obnoxiously around the base, because why shouldn't he be allowed everywhere? Bedrooms, labs, common rooms...]

[But why are there two of him? That's right, you might be running into his Zorua.]

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[ You are just getting the blankest of stares right now, Luke. ]

... seriously? I... guess I can chalk that up to whatever level of technology your world has.

We have plenty of fontech! Just not...this stuff!

[HEY DON'T INSULT BATICUL OKAY. He'd probably be saying different if he, y'know, went outside the manor to see the cable cars...ever...]

Fon... tech. Well, at least I know you guys have phones.

[ Different context, Korra. Different! ]

Fonons.

You have your phone on?

No! Fonons! You know, the things that fonic artes come from! Are you stupid?

[He almost says 'even I know this stuff!' but stops himself.]

Edited (ffff wrong icon) 2012-06-20 10:46 (UTC)

Now you're the one who isn't making any sense! What the heck is a "fonic arte"? [ She pauses, thinking. ] Rrrgh! No, scratch that-- I don't suppose you've realized you're not wherever you came from, right?

[Not even deigning that with a response because OF COURSE he figured that out jeez.]

There's no fonic artes or fontech where you're from?! [Unspoken: HOW DO YOU LIVE. Then, a bit aghast:] Do you live in caves...?

[ In which Luke is slowly but surely signing his ass up for a beatdown... ]

And what is that supposed to mean?

You just told me you don't have fonons! What am I supposed to think?!

Because I don't have my phone on!

It's not--it's not a thing you have! Well, kinda. It's a thing that just...is! You know, the six elements?

Six? There're only four elements in my world.

Edited 2012-06-20 11:13 (UTC)

No, there are six: shadow, light, fire, water, wind, and earth.

[Plus the seventh one, but what the fuck does he know about some hypothetical seventh fonon. ~~lololololol~~]

I definitely know the last four- [ Sans airbending but we will not get into that. ] -but.... shadow and light? That's interesting.

[ Oh, you obviously know the ways of your world, Luke. Tell me more. ]

[He knows all the ways. As long as those ways are inside the Fabre estate.]

What, you don't have a sun where you come from?

[ Ticking. Tick. Tick. Tick... ]

Of course we do! But to actually use them... ugh! Whatever. So your world has six elements and phones that randomly turn on.

And your world has four elements and no fontech. Sounds like a dull place.

And your world apparently doesn't have a radio and only relies on all this "phone" nonsense. If you've got anything else to say about your world, pal, I'd be all up for it.

[ Don't diss her world, Luke. She's the incarnation of its spirit. ]

What? It's not like I've seen much of it. For all I know, my world is really dull.

[He doubts it, but he has no attachment to Auldrant the way she does to her own planet.]

Wait, what do you mean you haven't seen much of it? You seemed pretty confident about what you were saying earlier.

You can know about stuff you haven't seen, duh.

I know that! I meant-- ugh! Whatever. All the things you're saying are getting more and more confusing. Just stop with the weird texts.

Fine! Jeez, you're the one who's confusing. I know about fonons 'cause we use them every day, okay? It's not that hard!

And whatever those "fonons" are from your world, they most likely don't matter here. Deal with it.

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