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[bellyshirt]

PUBLIC TEXT 1
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[Greetings, Johto! Here is some butt-dialing.]

PUBLIC TEXT 2
KLJKLnfm,.,.,L;bfdgkdf,,,,,,,,3214fesdfGBNFKL9977''\\\\\\\\

[And some more, a few minutes later.]

PUBLIC TEXT 3
vbncm

[Someone should really tell this noob to stop sitting on his 'gear.]

[Because it keeps happening.]


ACTION FOR GOLDENROD CITY ROCKET BASE:
[There's a young man in a really short shirt wandering around. The city itself is a bit overwhelming, so he's taken to snooping obnoxiously around the base, because why shouldn't he be allowed everywhere? Bedrooms, labs, common rooms...]

[But why are there two of him? That's right, you might be running into his Zorua.]

Comments

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[licentious]

But apparently you have no dictionary.

[ Luke, honey, that's not what that word meant ): ]

text

[bellyshirt]

of course i don't have a dictionary

what does a dictionary have to do with anything

[Luke's head <----------------------------------> Lust's words]

why does this thread make me think of the simple life

[licentious]

The dictionary tells you the actual definition of mindful.

[ She can notice. The difference, like most things Lust expects out of people, will be thoroughly mocked. ]

because luke

[bellyshirt]

i dont care what mindful means ok

ive got other fish to fry

great answer

[licentious]

If you don't care, I highly doubt you would have objected to my statements.

Are you sure you aren't going to be the one getting fried? [ She kind of sort of doubts your ability to function in the outside without injury. If it's any consolation to Luke, it's her usual expectation for just about anything not a homunculus. ]

[bellyshirt]

i dont need to know what it means to know you were making fun of me

[If Luke knew how to use emoticons he'd be spamming >:| right now.]

1/2

[licentious]

I wasn't making fun of you. Unmindful just means unaware, which is what you were when you were sending those texts.

[licentious]

Unless you sent them on purpose

[ slowly moves castle to check. ]

[bellyshirt]

no i didnt

it was an acciddent i said

its not my fault we dont have these boxes where im from

[licentious]

So, this means we're now in an agreement. You were unmindful, which isn't anything bad. It just means you weren't aware that you were sending text messages.

[ the miseducation of mr. luke fon fabre. ]

[bellyshirt]

[fhdjkshfkdslhgksl trapped]

[trapped like a rat]

well fine whatever

who are you anyway

[licentious]

[ luke fon fabre is in the top 1% of trapped rats. ]

Me? I'm someone mindful of who they give their identity to. [ wait for it. ]

My name is Solaris. I'm person being held against my will, like you.

[bellyshirt]

is everybody here like us

[licentious]

Most are. Some aren't, however. But, they're oblivious to the problem and think of you as a ten year old, usually. They're very useless and automated. They repeat the same thing over and over again, never have any particularly interesting variants, things like that. They're mindless, essentially, with very few exceptions.

[bellyshirt]

thats really freaky

i should try to avoid those types then right

[licentious]

Unless you like talking to freaky things, yes.

However, some are indispensable. Mostly the operators for the store and the pokemon center. They're usually the most pleasant ones to interact with.

1/2

[bellyshirt]

yeah but i dont n

[The message cuts off there because Zorua bit Luke, as he was about to type 'need those'; the rocket bases have their own medical facilities, and plush besides. Neither of them know they're speaking to a fellow Rocket, after all.]

2/2

[bellyshirt]

[A minute later, a second message:]

yeah but i don't know where those are yet




[...nice save.]

1/2

[licentious]

[ ...Hm. Well, that was an abrupt stop. ]

2/2

[licentious]

[ Did he really misspell the word know? Ugh. #humans. ]

Having trouble with spelling now, aren't we? Tell me, would you mind talking about the education system in your world later on. I'm in the mood for a good horror story.

As for the locations of the pokemart and the pokecenter, they can be found by using your map. You know where that is, right? Have you used it before? [ IF THERE'S A PLACE YOU GOTTA GO I'M THE ONE YOU NEED TO KNOW.... ]

[bellyshirt]

[More like ugh, #luke. I get the feeling Lust may use this hashtag frequently.]

i had private tutors at the manor

and i know how to use the map

[But now he has to keep up this facade, sob.]

its the second button on the touch thing right

[licentious]

[ Lust doesn't really find humans distinguishable. She thinks Luke is an average human. She doesn't get out often. ]

How well paid were those private tutors? [ They obviously weren't doing a good job. They were just literally tossing money away. ]

Correct. Pressing it will show you where to find the free facilities necessary to every trainer.

[bellyshirt]

[Well then, #humans it is.]

i dont know my dads the duke so pretty well i guess

[Totally not getting the mocking here.]

ok ill know next time

[licentious]

Ah. I suppose those high up wouldn't care about their finances. [ Translation: He was tossing out money like it was expired pork. ]

Fantastic. Everyone has to start from somewhere.

[bellyshirt]

no they wouldnt thats what treasuries are for duh


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