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[Greetings, Johto! Here is some butt-dialing.]

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[And some more, a few minutes later.]

PUBLIC TEXT 3
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[Someone should really tell this noob to stop sitting on his 'gear.]

[Because it keeps happening.]

ACTION FOR GOLDENROD CITY ROCKET BASE:
[There's a young man in a really short shirt wandering around. The city itself is a bit overwhelming, so he's taken to snooping obnoxiously around the base, because why shouldn't he be allowed everywhere? Bedrooms, labs, common rooms...]

[But why are there two of him? That's right, you might be running into his Zorua.]

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Okay, whoever's on this line, could you please stop with the weird texts? It's creepy!

[Why is his little machine thing beeping--?? ghjdkhgj RANDOM MOVING FACE!!!!]

You're creepy!

You're the one sending the nonsensical texts!

[ghgdjkhgdjk it's talking back--]

You're--you're a disembodied head! What are you even talking about?!

Wha--!? [ Korra pulls back a bit, showing just a brief hint of... yes! Shoulders and a neck are attached to this head! ] Just what are you talking about? This is just a video!

[OH THANK GOD IT'S NOT JUST A FACE...it's a moving picture!!!]

You're not making any sense! What's a video? Why are you in this box?

Okay; first off? I'm not "in" this "box." Second: the Gears, apparently, are sending out these signals to each other so we can see the other person through this "video."

Believe me, if I had any better way of explaining how this contraption works, I'd say it.

...you just made that up.

I did not! That's just how it is! [ Wow, rude. ] Fine! Then explain how you're in the same "box" I'm looking at.

I'm not in any box!

Huh. Doesn't look that way to me.

[He debates this for a moment, before coming to the unhappy conclusion that she must be right. But of course he won't actually say it so much as--]

How does this even work?

[What am electricity...]

[ She grins, noticing the silent victory she has over that argument before shrugging. ]

Beats me. It's sort of like a radio, only... we can actually see each other?

I don't know what a radio is, either! Why can't you use normal words?

[ You are just getting the blankest of stares right now, Luke. ]

... seriously? I... guess I can chalk that up to whatever level of technology your world has.

We have plenty of fontech! Just not...this stuff!

[HEY DON'T INSULT BATICUL OKAY. He'd probably be saying different if he, y'know, went outside the manor to see the cable cars...ever...]

Fon... tech. Well, at least I know you guys have phones.

[ Different context, Korra. Different! ]

Fonons.

You have your phone on?

No! Fonons! You know, the things that fonic artes come from! Are you stupid?

[He almost says 'even I know this stuff!' but stops himself.]

Edited (ffff wrong icon) 2012-06-20 10:46 (UTC)

Now you're the one who isn't making any sense! What the heck is a "fonic arte"? [ She pauses, thinking. ] Rrrgh! No, scratch that-- I don't suppose you've realized you're not wherever you came from, right?

[Not even deigning that with a response because OF COURSE he figured that out jeez.]

There's no fonic artes or fontech where you're from?! [Unspoken: HOW DO YOU LIVE. Then, a bit aghast:] Do you live in caves...?

[ In which Luke is slowly but surely signing his ass up for a beatdown... ]

And what is that supposed to mean?

You just told me you don't have fonons! What am I supposed to think?!

Because I don't have my phone on!

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